Godmother? Miss Tea can do that.

Miss Tea received some good news recently: she is going to be a godmother – her first time! BFF Wyatt said, “We weren’t sure if you would be a good influence (what?! me?!) but we need someone to talk to our son in the future about the girls.” Don’t worry, Miss Tea will make sure her godson knows how to treat the ladies well. Promise.

So you know what this means...PER-O-JECT! Now that Miss Tea is officially a godmother, she followed her instincts straight to AC Moore to create a sample line of onesies for the little tyke. After all, Miss Tea's godson has to carry her quirky sense of style and humor. Let's see...the boy is roughly 2 1/2 months old now...but the 6 month-sized onesies give more space to work with for the designs...so...the larger size it is! Whatever - he'll deal.

Miss Tea thought she did a pretty good job of creating designs for her new fashion line. BTW, thank you to Lala and Rocky for repeatedly telling Miss Tea these outfits are called "onesies", not "premies" - oops!

Apparently, it's been awhile since Miss Tea used one of these contraptions called an IRON. Miss Tea plugged it in, waiting for the iron to heat up while she prepared her design placement on the first onesie. Then she began to iron the design onto the fabric. After ironing for 5 minutes and wondering why the design wasn't sticking to the fabric, she realized that the iron she had is child-proof and Miss Tea-proof...because she forgot to turn it ON. Not only that, but Miss Tea had to find the "cotton" setting so that the design didn't sear onto the fabric with a crisp, burnt coloring. And she had to turn off the "steam" option so that the design would stay on the fabric, and not on the iron (which Miss Tea grudgingly scraped off later). SIGH - this was waaaaay too much work! Miss Tea will never again doubt the price she pays for bringing her clothes to the dry cleaner.

To all the potential husbands out there, Miss Tea doesn't do ironing. Do it yourself or suffer the consequences.

Anyway, Miss Tea thought her designs came out rather well, even if they are a tad wrinkled. If there's a demand out there, Miss Tea may have to actually learn how to iron...regularly.

My dear readers are probably thinking, "But Miss Tea, there's more to being a godmother than teaching your hip sense of style." Miss Tea concurs. And when she learns what that is, on her path of godmother enlightenment, she will share. Miss Tea just learned how to iron - give her a break!