It hurts her heart to say this, but Miss Tea is *sigh* high maintenance. "What?" you ask?Unfortunately in this current enviroment of economic recession and earthquake emergency aid, Miss Tea's very small and sparing change (until her employer realizes her true worth - yeah, that's a hint, guys) will go to a more noble cause rather than ...*tear* the Louboutin pumps she saw over the weekend.
Mind you, Miss Tea is nowhere near the target of Monsieur Christian Louboutin or his wares. In fact, she more like the spec of mud, that happened on a pebble, that somehow gained traction on a mud that stuck to a pair of Louboutins during a "perilous storm", a mere accident. Hence, Miss Tea's debut as the swarmy fly in Bergdorf Goodman, excited about the "sale" rack.
Studio 120 - Ivory - $1,895.00 USD
Beaute Strass - Pink - $2,225.00
Hyper Prive - Nude $865.00 USD
Sale, my ass.
But Miss Tea digresses, and turns to her new mantra: "I am not Jennifer Lopez. I cannot afford to say or sing, 'I'm throwing on my Louboutins.'"
Incidentally, J.Lo hunny if you're reading this...straight guys do not know what Louboutins are. But then again, you already knew that. ;o)
Go on, sing it girl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJgEvoRgg3Y
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